Four Different Heroes United By One Cummon te’hing

FOURPLAY

 SOAPFAT

The first thing about Soapfat is that his ideas are his own concepts.

The second thing about Soapfat is that his concepts are his own beliefs.

He believes that views are meant to be shared and conceptualised. A former participant of Project Mayhem, Soapfat has been on the Highway to Hell and back, he loves using the idealogy behind music as an inspiration and the concept behind films as a source of self relaxation.

Soapfat thinks that teh tarik is the source of revitalization and ingenuity. Soapfat uses Shokutbutsu to make himself feel sexy, Darlie because he loves a fake smile and thinks Myojo Tom Yam Noodles are god’s gift to the world of instant noodles.

DESKER ROCKER

The rocker has established himself as the region’s most successful Inspirational writer where his articles of life’s awakenings often kept the depressed too busy to think of killing themselves. His region might have been limited to the vicinities of Desker Road, but his good work never went unnoticed. His lifelong dream has always been to strive for world peace, and he hopes to persuade Miss Universe contestants to strip for world peace, with his Red Leaf pen and Logitech keyboard.

Desker Rocker loves rhyming, rimming, and a good Teh Tarik. 

“If you are cold, Teh Tarik will warm your balls.

If you are warm, Teh Peng will chill your head.

If you are depressed, Teh Cino will lift your spirits tall.

If you are excited, Teh Halia will calm your other head.”

- Desker Rocker, December 2008

 

JUAN TEHCHINI 

Born and bred on the Sicillian streets where Don Vito himself resided, Juan Tehchini left a trial of broken-hearted women and footballing brothers in his wake after he was exiled for cutting off Roberto Baggio’s ponytail after his penalty miss at the 1994 World Cup.

Like a modern day gladiator, his battles on the FOREX and amongst the money makers at the Singapore Turf Club knows no boundaries for this former footballing prodigy, who was about to break into the National Squad only for and Abbas Saad to con him out of his working visa.

Living up to his ancestoral repatoire, Juan Tehchini has wooed many customers, men and woman alike whilst working as a Barrister at the first Spinelli’s in Singapore ever. To him the freshly brewed smells of ground coffee beans and tea leaves have opened windows of opportunity and fantasies where he has explored the insider depths and personalities of the people he has come to know and love passionately.

Always a charmer, Juan Tehchini is the man on the outside who has felt and knows everything from the inside.

 

NG CHEE BONG

The most righteous man on this planet has a Chinese name, and he is Ng Chee Bong. Famed to be the 27th half descendant of the Ten Tigers of Canton, he may not have their iron fists nor their flying kicks, but he certainly inherited their sense of integrity and justice.

Protector of the weak and defendant of the innocent, Chee Bong perfectly embodies the good values of generosity and compassion. The calm beneath the rampaging ocean; the voice of reason; and the faithful servant of Buddha, Chee Bong believes that all men are kind by nature and those who have strayed onto the dark path are really misled by bad journalism.